This old man is spends his first night in a nursing home, and when he wakes
up he has a huge erection. The most beautiful blonde nurse he's ever seen
walks in, sees his erection, and gives him the most incredible blow job ever.

He calls his son and tells him what happened, "Oh Peter, I'm so happy you put
me in here. Thank you, Thank you."

Later that day the old man is walking back from the cafeteria when he slips
and falls. A big hair redneck comes running across the room and fucks him in
the ass, then runs off. The old man is crying when he calls his son this
time and tells him the new.

"Oh son, you've gotta get me out of here, Please, Please."

His son says, "Well pop, yesterday you were pretty happy about the blowjob,
so maybe you've gotta take the good with the bad."

His father cries back, "That's not it son. I only get an erection maybe once
evey few months. I fall down three or four times a day."

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