LIttle Billy is 9. He asked his father if he could have a bike for his birthday. His father said, "I'm sorry billy, but I have to pay back an eighty thousand dollar mortage, and your mother just lost her job. I just can't afford it, I'm sorry.".. The next day, Billy's father catches him on the way out the door, with a packed suitcase. Billy's dad stops him, and asks, "Where are you going".. Billy replies, "Well, I walked by your room last night, and I heard you tell mom 'I'm pulling out', then she said, 'No, wait, I'm coming too', and I'll be damned if I'm stuck here with an eightythousand dollar mortage and no transportation"

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